What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.r
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What kind of shoes do private investigators wear?
Sneak-ers.
How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
27. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
28. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
33. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
35. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
What building in New York has the most stories?
The public library!
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
A cornfield.
Knock knock jokes
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
